A. Matheson
| Games played (13) Apr 9, 2017 | loss | vs. Mer Noire (OPA11) | Goals: 1 | Apr 9, 2017 | win (forfeit) | vs. Hugh Mungus | Attendance Game: 1 | Apr 8, 2017 | win (shootout) | vs. Istanbul Utd | | Apr 4, 2017 | win | vs. SO? | | Mar 26, 2017 | tie | vs. Hodgepodges | | Mar 19, 2017 | win | vs. Degenerates | Goals: 1 | Mar 9, 2017 | win | vs. Übermensch | | Feb 19, 2017 | win | vs. MBA - Mediocre But Arrogant (CRD) | | Feb 15, 2017 | win | vs. Straight Outta Compton Scattering | | Feb 12, 2017 | loss | vs. Mighty Molars (CRD) | | Feb 4, 2017 | loss | vs. Tina Town | | Jan 22, 2017 | win | vs. Tickle-Tackle | | Jan 19, 2017 | loss | vs. Team Eng | | |