M. Satterthwaite
| Games played (14) Apr 5, 2017 | loss | vs. Tasseled Wobbegongs | | Apr 1, 2017 | loss (forfeit) | vs. Danger Poodles | Attendance Game: 1 | Apr 1, 2017 | win | vs. ABCDE FC (OPB) | Goals: 1 | Mar 29, 2017 | win | vs. 2 Goals 1 Cup (CRB) | Goals: 1 | Mar 23, 2017 | win | vs. Purple Dragons | Goals: 3 | Mar 18, 2017 | win | vs. Manchester Divided | Yellow Cards: 1 Suspensions: 1 Suspension Games: 1 | Mar 11, 2017 | win | vs. 2 Goals 1 Cup (OPA) (5v5) | Goals: 1 | Feb 21, 2017 | win | vs. POT Lovers | Goals: 2 | Feb 19, 2017 | win (forfeit) | vs. Pathetic Bilbao | Attendance Game: 1 | Feb 4, 2017 | tie | vs. Real Sociepath | | Feb 2, 2017 | win | vs. Tasseled Wobbegongs | Goals: 2 | Jan 25, 2017 | win | vs. Baby Monkey | | Jan 21, 2017 | win | vs. ABCDE FC (OPB) | | Jan 16, 2017 | win | vs. Old Chancellor FC (CRB 2) | | |