M. Cardeal
| Games played (11) Aug 27, 2017 | win | vs. Individuals 2 | Goals: 3 Assists: 1 | Aug 20, 2017 | loss | vs. Hot Tub Time Machine | | Jul 30, 2017 | win | vs. The Walruses | Goals: 1 Assists: 4 | Jul 30, 2017 | win | vs. Shock Tops | | Jul 23, 2017 | loss | vs. Individuals 2 | Goals: 5 | Jul 16, 2017 | tie | vs. Hot Tub Time Machine | | Jul 9, 2017 | win | vs. Ayacucho FC | | Jun 18, 2017 | win | vs. Individuals 2 | Goals: 1 | Jun 11, 2017 | win | vs. The 90's Kids | Goals: 1 Assists: 1 | Jun 4, 2017 | loss | vs. Kicking and Screaming | | May 28, 2017 | loss | vs. Indy 500 Goalscorers | | |