S. Lofton
| Games played (14) Jun 2, 2016 | loss | vs. Gozilla | | Jun 1, 2016 | loss | vs. Flying Geese (OPB) | Goals: 1 | May 29, 2016 | win | vs. Victorious Secret (OPC) | Goals: 1 | May 29, 2016 | win | vs. Multiple Scoregasms | Goals: 1 | May 28, 2016 | win (forfeit) | vs. E. goali | Attendance Game: 1 | May 23, 2016 | tie | vs. Joga Bonito (M) | Goals: 2 Yellow Cards: 1 | May 22, 2016 | win | vs. Mighty Molars | Goals: 2 | May 21, 2016 | win | vs. Killer Bees | Goals: 1 | May 21, 2016 | tie | vs. Vardy Party | | May 21, 2016 | win | vs. Iron Lung | | May 10, 2016 | loss | vs. Cinnabon Squad | | May 4, 2016 | win | vs. Just Tryna Kick It | Goals: 4 | May 1, 2016 | loss | vs. ClassicXI | Goals: 1 | Apr 30, 2016 | win | vs. CAC Wave | Goals: 1 | |