C. Penney
| Division | Team | | Position | GP | G | YC | RC | A | Recreational | Missile-toe | | Any | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Rec Playoffs | Missile-toe | | Any | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Games played (10) Mar 9, 2014 | loss | vs. Pisco Sour | | Mar 2, 2014 | win | vs. Hot Tub Time Machine | | Feb 23, 2014 | win | vs. Intermediate Individuals | | Feb 16, 2014 | tie | vs. Boomerang | | Feb 9, 2014 | loss | vs. Picante Pelotas | | Feb 2, 2014 | loss | vs. Pisco Sour | | Jan 26, 2014 | loss | vs. The Fighting Mongooses | | Jan 19, 2014 | loss | vs. Azzurri | | Jan 12, 2014 | loss | vs. Hotspurs FC | | Jan 5, 2014 | tie | vs. Hot Tub Time Machine | | |