P. Cousins
| Division | Team | | Position | W | GAA | Men's D - Recreational | Hackers | #1 | G | 8 | 1.58 | Games played (12) Mar 11, 2014 | win | vs. PlugLife (MD) | Goals: 1 Shutouts: 1 | Feb 16, 2014 | loss | vs. Fellowship of the Rink | Goals Against: 4 | Jan 25, 2014 | win | vs. Stacked Like Pancakes | Goals Against: 3 | Jan 7, 2014 | loss | vs. Los Pollos Hermanos | Goals Against: 5 | Nov 26, 2013 | win | vs. PlugLife (MD) | Shutouts: 1 | Nov 17, 2013 | win | vs. Squids | Goals Against: 1 | Nov 10, 2013 | tie | vs. Ten Left Wingers | Goals Against: 3 | Oct 25, 2013 | win | vs. Cold Fusion | Shutouts: 1 | Oct 9, 2013 | win | vs. Douglas Psychoskaters | Shutouts: 1 | Oct 6, 2013 | win | vs. Flo Tracys | Goals: 3 Goals Against: 1 | Sep 25, 2013 | loss | vs. Legalize It! | Goals Against: 2 | Sep 22, 2013 | win | vs. Action Potentials | Shutouts: 1 | |