M. Schmeing
| Division | Team | | Position | GP | AG | G | PIM | Men's C - Beginner | Lobotomizers | | Any | 10 | 2 | 8 | 0 | Men's C - PLAYOFFS | Lobotomizers | | Any | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Games played (11) Feb 23, 2014 | win | vs. McGill Medmen | | Feb 9, 2014 | win | vs. Eigenskates | Goals: 3 | Jan 29, 2014 | tie | vs. Hat-Trick Swayze Express (OPA) | | Jan 8, 2014 | win (forfeit) | vs. Everyday I'm Byfuglien | Attendance Game: 1 | Nov 27, 2013 | win | vs. Mighty Ducks | | Nov 17, 2013 | tie | vs. Multiple Scorgasms | Goals: 1 | Nov 15, 2013 | win | vs. Pirates | Goals: 1 | Nov 1, 2013 | win | vs. Thunderscrews | Goals: 2 | Oct 20, 2013 | win | vs. Blades of Plastic | | Oct 5, 2013 | loss | vs. Douggies | Goals: 1 | Sep 21, 2013 | loss (forfeit) | vs. Herniated Sticks | Attendance Game: 1 | |